Topper Harley: Colonel, who are they?
Col. Walters: She's CIA. The other man's an extra.
Topper Harley: Ramada, I want to be with you. I want to hold you. I want to meet your parents and pet your dog...
Ramada: My parents are dead, Topper. My dog ate them.
President Benson: Cookie?
Col. Walters: No, thank you, sir.
President Benson: Young lady?
Michelle Huddleston: No, thank you, sir.
President Benson: No, I was just offering him a young lady.
Topper Harley: These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them.
[Addressing a roomful of Japanese businessmen.]
President Benson: It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Yet here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars.
Col. Walters: I know you were hurt when that woman left, but you're just using that to hide from who you really are.
Topper Harley: That was a long time ago. I don't want it.
Col. Walters: Topper, let me tell you a little story. It seems there were three bears. And one morning when their porridge was too hot they went for a walk. And a little blonde girl came skipping through the woods. And she ate their porridge, and she sat in their chairs, and she slept in their beds. And when those bears returned and discovered that mess, you know what happened then Topper?
Topper Harley: No.
Col. Walters: That little blonde girl got scared, ran away.
Topper Harley: So what you're saying is that little blonde girl is me?
[Walters nods].
Topper Harley: If this is about me coloring my hair...
Col. Walters: Topper, they didn't make you this fighting machine. They just cooked up the porridge and went for a walk. And you'll never stop running until you face your three bears: Ramada.
[Phone Ringing].
Topper Harley: [Answering phone] Butcher of Baghdad, hello.
Woman on Phone: [Indistinct chatter].
Topper: Well, hello.
Saddam: Who is it? Who is it?
Topper: It's your wife, Hillary Rodham Hussein.
Topper Harley: You're the only one that knows how to get to the copter pad. If I'm not there in 15 minutes, you know what to do.
Colonel Walters: Yeah, we get the hell out of here.
Topper Harley: No. Wait another 15 minutes.
Commander Arvid Harbinger: War. It's fantastic.
Chosen answer: The whole fight scene in Thailand is supposed to be a homage to Rambo: First Blood Part Two, and the fighter falling is just typical ZAZ humour.
GalahadFairlight
Not Rambo: First Blood II, but Rambo III.