Rafkin: There are ghosts in the basement.
Maggie: This basement?
Rafkin: Of course this basement! What is it with you people? If it was the basement next door I wouldn't give a shit, would I?
Rafkin: I hate my job.
Rafkin: Oh. Oh, boy.
Maggie: What?
Rafkin: Uh, that's the symbol of the Jackal.
Maggie: What's the Jackal?
Rafkin: The Jackal is the Charlie Manson of ghosts. And if the Jackal's out, screw the kid! We gotta get out of this basement.
Maggie Bess: Did the lawyer split?
Kathy Kriticos: Bathrooms. Bathrooms! Everyone gets their own bathroom.
Dennis Rafkin: I sure as hell hope I don't bleed to death. That, would suck.
Dennis Rafkin: Hey, Glass Family Robinson, you're wasting your breath.
Dennis Rafkin: Oh Cyrus, you crazy son of a bitch, what did you do?
Arthur Kriticos: First rule: no throwing stones.
Dennis Rafkin: Hey bro... You ain't nothin' but a bitch.
Robert 'Bobby' Kriticos: Mom?
Jean Kriticos, The Withered Lover: I love you guys.
Arthur Kriticos: Okay, I want you guys to stay right here. Don't move.
Kathy Kriticos: Dad, you're being paranoid and over-protective.
Arthur Kriticos: Yeah, of all this stuff.
Kalina: We have ten minutes until the ectoplasmic shit hits the fan.
Maggie: Family, just so we're all clear, Ms. Maggie does not do windows.
Kalina Oretzia: Who are you to play God?
Cyrus Kriticos: Playing is for children.
Maggie Bess: Hey, Bobby, isn't that great, you got a late uncle.
Robert 'Bobby' Kriticos: What's he late for?
Kathy Kriticos: His next birthday.
Arthur Kriticos: I told them not to leave this spot.
Dennis Rafkin: They're kids - what do you expect?
Arthur Kriticos: Yeah, well, thank you, Dr. Phil.
Answer: He's alive. He faked his death at the beginning of the movie to get Arthur and his children into the house, because only then would he be able to force Arthur to engage the 13th Ghost. When Cyrus is seen at the end of the movie, he is disguised with the blood patch to make it appear that he is dead to a casual observer with the glasses (everyone is wearing them at this point) and prevent Arthur from being able to figure out his plan.
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