Some Like It Hot (1959)

Sugar: Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

Jerry: I'm a man!
Osgood: Nobody's perfect.

Mulligan: You shave with your spats on?
Spats Colombo: I sleep with my spats on.

Jerry: Now you've done it! Now you have done it.
Joe: Done what?
Jerry: You tore off one of my chests.

Sig Poliakoff: You're the wrong shape. Goodbye.
Joe: What are you looking for - hunchbacks or something?
Sig Poliakoff: It's not the backs that worry me.

Sweet Sue: Are you two from the Poliakoff agency?
Joe: Yes, we're the new girls.
Daphne: Brand new.

Sugar: It's me, Sugar.

Joe: So you got pinched in the elevator, so what? Would you rather be picking lead out of your navel?

Jerry: Have I got things to tell you.
Joe: What happened?
Jerry: I'm engaged.
Joe: Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl?
Jerry: I am.

Osgood: Which of these instruments do you play?
Jerry: Bull fiddle.
Osgood: Fascinating! Do you use a bow or do you just pluck it?
Jerry: Most of the time, I slap it.

Spats Colombo: Hello, copper. What brings you to Miami?
Mulligan: Heard you "opera lovers" were having a convention, so I thought I'd better be around in case anybody decided to sing.

Mulligan: You better bring a check in case the joint is raided.
Waiter: Who's gonna raid a funeral?
Mulligan: Some people got no respect for the dead.

Sugar: Don't fight it.

Joe: We didn't see anything.
Jerry: We didn't hear anything either.

Joe: But, you're not a girl! You're a guy, and, why would a guy wanna marry a guy?
Jerry: Security.

Sugar: I come from this musical family. My mother is a piano teacher and my father was a conductor.
Joe: Where did he conduct?
Sugar: On the Baltimore and Ohio.

Osgood: You must be quite a girl.
Daphne: Wanna bet?

Toothpick Charlie: Look, chief, I better blow 'cause if Columbo sees me, it's gonna be "Goodbye Charlie!"
Mulligan: Goodbye, Charlie.

Sugar: If my mother could only see me now.
Joe: I hope my mother never finds out.

Jerry: Oh, why did I let you talk me into this?
Joe: I thought you weren't speaking to me.