The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze (1963)

Phileas Fogg III: Moe, about how long would you say I've been having kippers for breakfast?
Moe: Man and boy, I'd say we've been eating our kippers every day for, it must be 11 years, sir.
Phileas Fogg III: Time for a change. Starting tomorrow, I'd like sausages.
Moe: Oh, those ugly little brown - SAUSAGES?

Larry: They didn't build the house right.

Moe: The rajah says that he will, without the aid of a telescope, shoot a raisin from the top of this gentleman's head.
Larry: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold it. Shoot what raisin from which gentleman's head?
Moe: Oh, pardon me for calling you a gentleman, sir.

Curly-Joe: Remember, we're born chiselers.

Larry: Oh, boy! We're going around the world on our wits!
Moe: With your wits, you won't get past the front door.

Lory Filch: You're a fine one, Vickers Cavendish. Wasting your time reading when you should be thinking up some scheme to defraud.