Man at Church: Will you please pipe down?
Ox Callahan: Hey, be nice pal-ly, we're in Church.
Man at Church: You're disrupting the Mass.
Ox Callahan: Who made you the Pope?
Saul: Did you know I'm Peter's godfather?
Lucy: Really? I thought you had to be catholic for that.
Saul: Ox fudged it over. He donated 50 folding chairs to Father O'Shea's bingo night.
Midge Callaghan: These potatoes are so creamy. Mary mashed them.
Answer: Peter was being boxed out by the other guy, so the other guy was putting his back against Peter's front. With a pencil sticking out of his back pocket, you can imagine how some damage might be done.
Greg Dwyer