Hubie's Mom: True bravery's being kind, even to those who are being cruel to you.
Hubie Dubois: Can't believe I don't have a compass on my thermos.
Hubie Dubois: Say, Mr. Lambert, how old are you?
Walter Lambert: You mean in human years?
Hubie Dubois: Yes.
Walter Lambert: I don't really believe in keeping track of that kind of thing, Hubie. You know, age is just a state of mind.
Hubie Dubois: That's why I played T-ball till I was 25.