Ryce Newton: Oh my gosh Emily's in the pool.
Devonia Pest: The pool.
Ted Newton: Do you have any kids?
Brie: We have a career.
George Newton: This is ridiculous! It's a dog, he doesn't have preferences! You could call him Ding-Dong Head and he wouldn't know the difference.
Reporter: Have you always been a dog lover?
George Newton: Um, well, maybe not. Not as much as-as now, thank you.
George Newton: You'd better think of something to name him 'cause when I come home and he's destroyed my house, I wanna know what to call him.
Brie: Oh I just love these big dumb animals.
Alice Newton: I bet you do.
Harvey: I'm so excited. That was my very first felony. I've committed a lot of misdemeanors but I do believe that was my very first felony.
George Newton: Come to our house, we'll barbecue.
Brie: Barbecue? Okay, let's live dangerously.
George Newton: Our food may not be great but it's not dangerous.
Dr. Varnick: Here for his shots?
George Newton: Yes.
Dr. Varnick: Well he'll be a little groggy this evening.
George Newton: That'll be nice.
George Newton: Any kind of weirdness and Beethoven is gone.
Alice Newton: Weirdness? What should I watch for, hon? Wearin' my clothes around the house?
Alice Newton: I don't think words for parts of the body make very good names.
Emily Newton: He's got one of those, I looked.
Alice Newton: I'm sure he does but I don't think Daddy would want to stand on the porch at night yelling that out.
Emily Newton: But that's what you call Uncle Richard.
Answer: It appears he only gets pierced by the needles. The plungers aren't pressed, so he isn't injected with their contents.
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