Stan: Love is just lust in disguise, and lust fades, so you damn well better be with someone who can stand you.
Stan: Fear is the main motivation for everything. That and guilt, are the two emotions that keep a society humming.
Rachel: It is physically impossible to French-kiss a man who leaves the new roll of toilet paper resting on top of the empty cardboard roll. Does he not see it? does he not SEE IT?
Ben: Isn't this the moment where one of us is supposed to say: Look, this is ridiculous, we love each other, all couples go through this, let's give it another try.
