Yellow Submarine (1968)

Chief Meanie: Go, glove! Point, and having pointed, pounce.

Jeremy Hillary Boob, PhD.: If I spoke prose you'd all find out / I don't know what I talk about.

Old Fred: "H" for "Hurry," "E" for "'Ergent, '" "L" for "Love me," and "P" for "P-P-P-Please help!"

Blue Meanie: Are you, er blueish? You don't look blueish.

Old Fred: Oh! Frankenstein.
Ringo: Yeah, I used to go out with his sister.
Old Fred: His sister?
Ringo: Yeah, Phyllis.

Paul: Look, it's a school of whales.
Ringo: They look a little bit old for school.
Paul: University then.
Ringo: University of "Wales."
John: They look like drop outs to me.

John: It appears to be a group of fellas.

John: Well, in my humble opinion, we've become involved in Einstein's time space continuum theory.
George: Oh, right.
John: Relatively speaking, that is.

Jeremy: Ad hoc, ad loc, and quid pro quo! So little time! So much to know.

Paul: Let's show him our motor.
John: Steady on! I mean, you don't want to be showing your motor to just anybody.

George: Hey, he looks wrong.
Paul: He doesn't look at all well.
George: In fact, he's horrible.
John: He's so ugly.
All: Really ugly.

Ringo: Hey, I wonder what'll happen if I pull this lever.
Old Fred: Oh, you mustn't do that now.
Ringo: Can't help it. I'm a born "Liver-pooler."

John: It's blue glass.
Ringo: Must be from Kentucky.

Chief Meanie: Ah, here you are my glovey-dovey. Go get thee hence, and destroy yon upstarts. Smash them, squash them, crush them! O-blue-terate them.

George: It's all in the mind.

Ringo: Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning.

George: Do you speak English?
Jeremy: Old English, Middle, Dialect, Pure.
Paul: Well, do you speak English?
Jeremy: You know, I'm not sure.
Ringo: He's so smart he doesn't even remember what he knows.

Paul: What's the matter fellows? Blue Meanies?

Ringo: Nothing ever happens to me. I'd jump in the River Mersey but it looks like rain.

Chief Blue Meanie: Hee, hee hee hee hee! Oh, I haven't laughed so much since Pompeii.