Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

Loki: I have been falling for 30 minutes!

Grandmaster: Revolution? How did this happen?
Topaz: Don't know. But the arena's mainframe for the Obedience Disks have been deactivated and the slaves have armed themselves.
Grandmaster: Ooh, ah, I don't like that word.
Topaz: Which? Mainframe?
Grandmaster: No. Why would I not like mainframe? No, the "S" word, the "S" word.
Topaz: Sorry, the prisoners with jobs have armed themselves.
Grandmaster: [Smiles] OK, that's better.

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Thor: A creepy old man cut my hair off.

Grandmaster: I love when you come to visit, 142. You bring me the best stuff. Whenever we get to talking, Topaz, about Scrapper 142, what do I always say? "She is the..." and it starts with a "B."
Topaz: Trash.
Grandmaster: No, not trash. Were you waiting just to call her that? It doesn't start with a "B."
Topaz: Booze hag.

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Thor: She's too powerful. I have no hammer.
Odin: What are you? Thor, god of hammers?

Thor: Quite a lot's happened. You and I had a fight recently.
Bruce Banner: Did I win?
Thor: No, I won. Easily.
Bruce Banner: Doesn't sound right.
Thor: Well, it's true.

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Thor: Every time I threw it, it would always come back to me.
Korg: It sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.
Thor: That's a nice way of putting it.

Thor: There was one time my brother transformed himself into a snake because he knows how much I like snakes, and so I picked the snake up to admire it, but then he turned back and went "aahh! It's me!" And then he stabbed me.

Grandmaster: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...your Incredible...Hulk!
Thor: Yes!
Loki: I have to get off this planet.

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Barber: Now, don't you move. My hands aren't as steady as they used to be.
Thor: By Odin's Beard, you shall not cut my hair, lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor! [Barber turns on machine]. Please. Please, kind sir, do not cut my hair. Please! No! No!

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Odin: Even with two eyes, you only see half of the picture.

Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin!
Hela: Really? You don't look like him.
Loki: Perhaps we can come to an arrangement...
Hela: You sound like him.

Bruce Banner: Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?
Loki: It varies from moment to moment.

Hulk: Hulk always... always angry.
Thor: I know. We're the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools.
Hulk: Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor like water.
Thor: Well, we're kind of both like fire.
Hulk: But Hulk like real fire. Like... raging fire. Thor like smouldering fire.

Thor: How did you end up here?
Korg: Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I'm actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that?