Sheriff Buford T. Justice: This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Texas!
Sheriff George Branford: Texas? You know of course that you're out of your jurisdiction. I suggest that you let my department handle this situation.
Sheriff Buford T. Justice: That's very comforting, but I'm in a high-speed pursuit! Don't you hear good?
Sheriff George Branford: I hear perfectly. The fact that you're a sheriff is not Germaine to this situation.
Sheriff Buford T. Justice: The goddamn Germans got nothing to do with it!
Sheriff Buford T. Justice: There's no way, no way that you could come from my loins. Soon as I get home the first thing I'm going to do is punch your momma in the mouth!
Cledus Snow: You can't drive a fork lift.
Bandit: I can drive any forkin' thing around.
Alabama State Trooper: Did you see that? They went right through our roadblock!
Buford T. Justice: You som'bitches couldn't close an umbrella!
Buford T. Justice: What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.
Buford T. Justice: Duck, or you're gonna be talkin' out yo ass!
Cledus: Well I'll tell you what we gonna do. We gonna introduce 'em to the boy. So move over, good buddy, because the snowman is coming through.
Cletus: Hoss, you ain't gonna believe this, but that crazy some-bitch tried to drive up under my truck.
Bandit: You must be in a hell of a hurry, huh, Sheriff?
Buford T. Justice: You bet your ass on that, boy.
Big Enos: See, son, old legends never die. They just lose weight.
Little Enos: Seems like a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot alike, Daddy.
Answer: The trooper on the motorcycle had just landed in the water. In older days, the typical day to take a bath, wash hair, etc. was Saturday. The trooper in the car (once he saw the motorcycle trooper was okay and wet) just made a joke about him taking a bath.
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