Harry Dunne: Whoa, Lloyd. Check out the hotties at 12 o'clock.
Lloyd Christmas: That's three hours away. Why can't I check 'em out now?
Larry: Dr. Barbara? A lady doctor? Seriously?
Harry: Lady doctor. That always cracks me up. Yeah, doctor of doing the laundry maybe, am I right?
Harry Dunne: This is my associate, Dr. Christmas.
Dr. Lewis Meldman: Christmas, as in the holiday?
Lloyd Christmas: No, as in the tree.