Capt. Von Rauffenstein: May the earth lie lightly upon our valiant enemy.
Lieutenant Rosenthal: Frontiers are an invention of men. Nature doesn't give a hoot.
Un officier de la forteresse: More coffee sir?
Capt. Von Rauffenstein: If you call this muck coffee I have to accept it. At least it warms my insides.
Lieutenant Maréchal: The theater's too deep for me. I prefer bicycling.
German Guard #1: What are the French eating?
German Guard #2: Cabbages, but they've their parcels.
German Guard #3: Russians?
German Guard #2: Cabbage roots, but no parcels.
German Guard #1: The English?
German Guard #2: Plum pudding.
L'ingénieur: I hate the way German bulletins exaggerate.
Lieutenant Maréchal: And our papers don't? Remember "the Russian steamroller"?
Capt. De Boeldieu: Is that supposed to be witty?
Lieutenant Maréchal: So you're digging a hole like Monte Cristo. What a laugh.
