Jimmie: Just give me the damn symbolic vaginas.
Marco: You are sick.
Priest: It's a wonderful thing, as time goes by, to be with someone who looks into your face, when you've gotten old, and still sees what you think you look like.
Roy O'Dell: Time for desperate measures. What about my daughter?
Jimmie: Absolutely not.
Roy O'Dell: Why not? She's not good enough for you?
Jimmie: She's fifteen.
Roy O'Dell: Well, it's pretty late in the game for you to be Mr. Choosy.
Grandad Shannon: As my last surviving descendant, you have a sacred duty to pass on my genetic material.
Jimmie: That's a lovely sentiment.
Answer: He's being chased by hundreds of brides, but his friends get Renee Zellweger to meet him. He climbs up a fire escape ladder, and spots her in the crowd. She climbs to meet him, and they get married right then and there, with the priest using a megaphone to say the vows. The time reads exactly 6pm, or whatever the deadline was.
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