Rafiki: This story begins far beyond the mountains and the shadows. On the other side of the light, a lion was born without a drop of nobility in his blood. A lion who change our lives forever. The earth will shake. Destiny awaits you.
Rodinov: You think I was stealing from my own country? It was capitalism, and you Americans gave it to us. Your government wanted us to get rich, forget who we are, who we were. You know nothing about our history, about our life, our culture, religion. You people turn us into you, and hate what you see.
Joel: There has to be some mistake. We're American, right?
Unnamed Soldier: OK. What kind of American are you? You don't know?
Jody Moreno: I'm the director. You're a stunt guy. We need to keep it super profesh.
Colt Seavers: Profesh is my middle name.
Jody Moreno: You said your middle name was Danger.
Trapper: Just try not to swallow your tongue.
Bernie Hayes: What?
Mia: MIA!
Bearded Man: Welcome to Guantanamo.