Hutch Mansell: Give me the goddamn kitty cat bracelet, motherfucker.
Eloise: I know what you did.
Silver Haired Gentleman: I've done a lot of things, Eloise. You're gonna have to be more specific, luv.
Frank Rossi: You know why God made farts smell? So deaf people could enjoy them too.
Tony: All my life, it's like I'm always just about to fall off the edge of the world's tallest building. I stopped falling the second I saw you.
Kate Dibiasky: We have exactly six months, ten days, two hours, 11 minutes and 41 seconds, until a comet twice the size of Chicxulub tears through our atmosphere and extincts all life on Earth.
Dr. Randall Mindy: When did you do those calculations?
Kate Dibiasky: I put the moment of impact on a diet app. So, impact is when my diet ends. Only I'm not on a diet. I'm just crying five times a day.
Aksel: I always worried something would go wrong, but the things that went wrong were never what I worried about.
Jim: I don't scare easy.
Green Knight: One year hence.
Gaius Helen Mohiam: You've proven you can rule yourself. Now you must learn to rule others, something none of your ancestors learnt.
Paul Atreides: My father rules an entire planet.
Gaius Helen Mohiam: He's losing it.
Paul Atreides: He's getting a richer one.
Gaius Helen Mohiam: He'll lose that one too.
Lucinda Krementz: The kids did this, obliterated a thousand years of Republican authority in less than a fortnight. What do they want? Freedom. Full stop.
Desi Arnaz: We've been through worse than this.
Lucille Ball: We have?
Desi Arnaz: No.
State Trooper: Sir, I want you to put your hands on the back of the car.
Malik Khan: Shit, there isn't no need for that.
State Trooper: I got an "easy way or a hard way" speech prepared. If you really want to hear it.
Nicole de Carrouges: The truth does not matter, there is only the power of men.
Nina Rosario: I want to listen to my neighborhood.
Trudy Smith: How long you been alive in this country? A rock and a hard place is what we call Monday.