Hutch Mansell: Give me the goddamn kitty cat bracelet, motherfucker.
Eloise: I know what you did.
Silver Haired Gentleman: I've done a lot of things, Eloise. You're gonna have to be more specific, luv.
Frank Rossi: You know why God made farts smell? So deaf people could enjoy them too.
Tony: All my life, it's like I'm always just about to fall off the edge of the world's tallest building. I stopped falling the second I saw you.
Jim: I don't scare easy.
Green Knight: One year hence.
Gaius Helen Mohiam: You've proven you can rule yourself. Now you must learn to rule others, something none of your ancestors learnt.
Paul Atreides: My father rules an entire planet.
Gaius Helen Mohiam: He's losing it.
Paul Atreides: He's getting a richer one.
Gaius Helen Mohiam: He'll lose that one too.
Lucinda Krementz: The kids did this, obliterated a thousand years of Republican authority in less than a fortnight. What do they want? Freedom. Full stop.
Kate Dibiasky: We have exactly six months, ten days, two hours, 11 minutes and 41 seconds, until a comet twice the size of Chicxulub tears through our atmosphere and extincts all life on Earth.
Dr. Randall Mindy: When did you do those calculations?
Kate Dibiasky: I put the moment of impact on a diet app. So, impact is when my diet ends. Only I'm not on a diet. I'm just crying five times a day.
Desi Arnaz: We've been through worse than this.
Lucille Ball: We have?
Desi Arnaz: No.
William: Mummy, why do we have to open our presents on Christmas Eve? Why not Christmas Day like everybody else?
Diana: You know at school, you do tenses?
William: Yeah.
Diana: There's the past, the present, future.
William: Right.
Diana: Well here, there is only one tense. There is no future. The past and the present are the same thing.
William: Daddy told Harry it's because Father Christmas does queens and kings the day before everybody else so that we get the best presents.
Aksel: I always worried something would go wrong, but the things that went wrong were never what I worried about.
Ajak: We have watched and guided. We have helped them progress, and seen them accomplish wonders. Throughout the years, we have never interfered... until now.
Nancy Hollander: It doesn't matter what we believe. What matters is what we can prove.
Jr: You're a writer the minute you say you are. Nobody gives you a diploma-you have to prove it, at least to yourself.