Ed Warren: Did it work?
Lorraine Warren: The evil is contained.
Detective Pikachu: That's right, Mr. Mime. [chuckling] You're about to be Mr. Melt unless you start talking.
Games Master WooTan Yu: At the end of the Kentucky derby, do you think horses get a prize?
Roy McBride: Can I have a blanket and pillow?
Flight Attendant: Certainly, that will be $125.
Kris: You messed with the wrong sisters.
Nick Spitz: You're an actress, right?
Grace Ballard: All women are actresses, dear. I'm just clever enough to get paid for it.
Stephen: It seems like you've had quite a past.
Luce Edgar: When I first met my mother, she couldn't pronounce my name. My father suggested that they rename me. They picked Luce, which means light.
Ship Captain: Why the mermaid has hair could be perhaps indeed for the same reason why the walrus has a mustache. Why does a walrus have a mustache? I don't know the answer to this, but it does indeed. Sure as a jury in a witch trial, they do.
Rex: Smile Boys... We Just Took Out The Middle Man.
Thomas Wake: Why'd ya spill yer beans?
Benny: I mean, how can any of this even be possible?
Lavinia: That thing from the meteorite happened to them. It changes everything around it.
Benny: Not just matter. Time as well. Time, it stretches around it, like when you're approaching a black hole, right? I mean... I mean, how long have we been sitting here? How long has it been since Dad went out to the car?
Slide Olsen: Only three kinds of people wear sunglasses inside: Blind people, assholes, and blind assholes.
Norval Greenwood: Semen contains more protein and nutrients than an ear.
Benoit Blanc: I suspect foul play. I have eliminated no suspects.
Pamela Dupree: Jury's not gonna believe a black drug dealer.