Curtis Farraday: You know you can get AIDS from looking through trash, right?
Tommy 'Eats' Eaton: Only way you're ever getting AIDS.
Trent Slater: Sharks don't eat nerds.
Boyce: Three months ago, I was cutting grass on my front yard. The mailman shows up with a letter from the army. Now I'm here, and no idea where I'm going to end up.
Martha: It's always nice to know you have someone nearby. The quiet out here can get real loud. Buh-bye now.