Lestor: See, there is a part of me that wants to put you in the trunk of my sister's Prius, drive you up to Canvey Island and bury you up to your thick fucking neck, cover your fat fucking face in hamburger patties and let the creatures of the night eat you to death while I watch.
Ron Lax: But if these three boys are innocent, would you want three families to lose their children too?
Ivan Block: This is your job. You want a clear conscience, go start a charity. But if you want your own island and your boss says you gotta go out there and take a beating, you go out there, take it and come back to work and say, 'do you need me to do it again?
Attorney General: Look, Martin, I can imagine what you're thinking. How this looks to you.
Martin Rose: I've made no allegation.
Attorney General: But if we accept that they - that someone... Then we have to accept all sort of things which are simply unacceptable. And I will not accept that.
Martin Rose: You really know how to clarify a situation, don't you?
Attorney General: I'm not even here.
Priest: I was expecting a parishioner who can't make it, apparently. Would you like to take his place for confession?
Maggie Blake: Me? Oh, I confess, it's been years since I went to confession.
Izzy: Lie to us, we'll lie to you, spy on us, we'll spy on you, poison us, we'll poison you.
Ray Owens: I saw enough blood and death... I know what's coming.
Max Lewinsky: I'm paid to catch crooks, not get them elected.
Simon: I was really good, but not good enough. And not good enough really isn't very good.
Crystal: When I was pregnant with you, it was strange. You were different. They wanted me to terminate, but I wouldn't. And you're right. I don't understand you. And I never will.
Rodney Baze Jr.: Working for a living? I gave my life for this country and what's it done for me? Huh? What's it done for me?
Rebecca: We're in L.A. Don't be such a little bitch.
John Moon: I don't wanna a divorce. I just want my family back.
Machete: Machete don't joke.