
Brent Magna: I should have been a banker.

Max Lewinsky: I'm paid to catch crooks, not get them elected.

Miss San Antonio: Try not to be distracted by the cleavage and the hairspray. That's part of my cover.

Grey: I'll get you a prescription for Ativan, it'll stop your conscience bothering ya.

Batman: He'll still be weak, between the nuke and so little sunlight. Just how weak we'll see when he finds my first surprise.
Robin: Yeah, but how long you expect to last against him?
Batman: Long enough.
Robin: Boss. I'm trying to get the plan here. I mean, you gonna die tonight or what?
Batman: Figure I will.

Ray Owens: I saw enough blood and death... I know what's coming.

Priest: I was expecting a parishioner who can't make it, apparently. Would you like to take his place for confession?
Maggie Blake: Me? Oh, I confess, it's been years since I went to confession.

Howard Stark: It's called a bikini.
Dum Dum Dugan: The bikini. You invent it?
Howard Stark: No, the French.
Dum Dum Dugan: Bikini.

John Matthews: I admire you so much. The stand you're taking. You didn't take the easy way out. Not setting up one of your friends. I couldn't do what you did. So it looks like you're the one teaching me what real character and integrity is all about. I love you, son.

Curtis: You know what I hate about myself? I know what people taste like. I know babies taste the best.

Emil Kovac: Now your turn. You tell me.
Benjamin Ford: War stories?
Emil Kovac: Yes.
Benjamin Ford: Most of those aren't true.
Emil Kovac: Most, but some.
Benjamin Ford: The ones that are, why would anyone want to talk about that?
Emil Kovac: How else do you keep the past alive?
Benjamin Ford: The past is dead, let's keep it that way.

Our Man: This is The Virginia Jean with an SOS call, over.

Amanda: I knew that you were real. I came to save you.

Victor Kershaw: I'm a self-made man. I've made a lot of money!
Daniel Lugo: Why don't you spend some of it on salads?
Victor Kershaw: You know who invented salads? Poor people!

Chaney: I swear, I don't know nothin'! I swear before God and eight motherfuckin' white people.

Joey: You know why she ended up in the river? Because that's what the river's for. To wash away girls when they're finished with them.