Ray Owens: I saw enough blood and death... I know what's coming.
Priest: I was expecting a parishioner who can't make it, apparently. Would you like to take his place for confession?
Maggie Blake: Me? Oh, I confess, it's been years since I went to confession.
Howard Stark: It's called a bikini.
Dum Dum Dugan: The bikini. You invent it?
Howard Stark: No, the French.
Dum Dum Dugan: Bikini.
John Matthews: I admire you so much. The stand you're taking. You didn't take the easy way out. Not setting up one of your friends. I couldn't do what you did. So it looks like you're the one teaching me what real character and integrity is all about. I love you, son.
Max Lewinsky: I'm paid to catch crooks, not get them elected.
Emil Kovac: Now your turn. You tell me.
Benjamin Ford: War stories?
Emil Kovac: Yes.
Benjamin Ford: Most of those aren't true.
Emil Kovac: Most, but some.
Benjamin Ford: The ones that are, why would anyone want to talk about that?
Emil Kovac: How else do you keep the past alive?
Benjamin Ford: The past is dead, let's keep it that way.
Luz: I thought Machete don't text.
Machete: Machete loves everybody.
Our Man: This is The Virginia Jean with an SOS call, over.
Amanda: I knew that you were real. I came to save you.
Grey: I'll get you a prescription for Ativan, it'll stop your conscience bothering ya.
Chaney: I swear, I don't know nothin'! I swear before God and eight motherfuckin' white people.
Daniel Lugo: My name is Daniel Lugo, and I believe in fitness. All this began because it was time to push myself harder, otherwise I was looking at another forty years wearing sweatpants to work.
Brent Magna: I should have been a banker.