Mutant Leader: That a tickle?
Batman: That was a nerve bundle in your deltoid. Might not hurt, but you won't be moving that arm for a while.
Christo: You know, from time to time, I get to see my old friends from my old life. And it's always, always disappointing. Some become assholes, others boring, and I can't believe I tried to get them in bed all those years ago.
Gringo: I feel like every girl I meet I have to download some new app. Whatever happened to meeting a girl in a park and say hey, how about a cup of coffee?
Byer: We are the sin eaters. It means that we take the moral excrement we find in this equation and we bury it down deep inside of us, so that the rest of our case can stay pure. That is the job. We are morally indefensible, and absolutely necessary.
Brian: I don't even know where the kid lives.
Lenore: You found her in a city of 12 million people in less than 72 hours.
The Blacksmith: When it comes to money, things get funny.
Marshall Gaza: I was once a sinner.
Angel: Damn right, you were! Cherry Gaza. You all virgin eater.
Marshall Gaza: You whore of Babylon! You painted cat! You womb of vipers! The smell of Jezebel has no power over me now.
Lula: We got the whole good cop/bad cop thing going on; except we're hookers.
Captain James Winston: They're not gonna sink MY battleship.
Goldberg: Forget everything you know about racing. Desert-racing isn't about speed, it's about endurance and handling.
Carl Lucas: Hang on, I thought you didn't know shit about this kind of racing?
Goldberg: I don't. It's the first thing that came up on Google.
DC George Carter: He's either done all his beans and gone skint or an opportunity came his way and he simply just couldn't say no.
Colonel A.J. Bullard: We have a right to fight for our country. The same as every other American.
Wilee: Suck it, douchebag.
James Bonomo: What are we, fucking Vikings?
Sultan: This is Wasseypur. Here, even a pigeon flies with one wing, and uses the other to guard his innocence.
James Washington: Remember me? The moon spook you turned into a snowflake?
Andrew Scott: From this moment on, you are no longer a slave to the government. From this moment on, your mind is your own. From this moment on, you will seek vengeance from your oppressors. Freedom is yours.