Rocha: Each dog licks his own dick.
Orlov: The name of the agent is Evelyn Salt.
Evelyn Salt: My name is Evelyn Salt.
Orlov: Then you are a Russian spy.
Claire Foster: Honey, If I'm gonna get whacked off, I...
[Phil laughs.]
Claire Foster: What are you smiling about?
Phil Foster: No, no, we might get bumped off. We're not going to get whacked off.
Claire Foster: I think we are!
Novak: There are thousands of them and they are pissed!
David Dutton: Don't ask me why I can't leave without my wife and I won't ask you why you can.
Johnny Knoxville: Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, Welcome to Jackass.
Lynne: I've been waiting my whole life for a place where it's right to be wrong.
Kara: Oh, my gosh. That was so much fun. I'm going to love being an Earth girl.
Clark Kent: You've certainly got the shopping part down.
Carl 'Luke' Lucas: Time to lose.
Big Ronnie: Apology not fucking accepted.
Narrator: Space stretches into infinity. Countless stars die as others are born. And thus, space is alive.
Arjan van Diemen: During the war, me and my men would cut off the trigger fingers of the bravest British officers we captured - only the bravest, mind, the ones most worthy of respect. Do you understand that? That's what I did to people I respected.
Kereama: Doesn't leave much hope for me then, does it?
Arjan van Diemen: Hope kills fools like you every day.
Edgar Frog: It's time for Mr. Frog's Wild Ride.
Parrot: I love you, Mr Maynard.
Victor Maynard: What the fuck?
Paul Hodges: Why did you smack me?
Jimmy Monroe: I was in the moment, and the moment said smack ya.
