Black Adam: You fight for the Wizard?
Superman: I fight for those who can't fight for themselves.
Paul Hodges: Why did you smack me?
Jimmy Monroe: I was in the moment, and the moment said smack ya.
Ma-Ti: You're a fool, Critic! A damn fool! You cannot change your destiny! You can only choose to meet it... and you will fail.
Spencer Aimes: We've been married for three years and we've never been more than five minutes away from your parents. They're always coming over and your dad's all... all... Well, uh, this is how the Kornfeldt's load the dishwasher. And, mow the lawn clockwise 'cause that's the Kornfeldt way. Take this piece of coal, stick it up your kiester, squeeze it real tight like we do, and you'll and make a Kornfeldt diamond.
Diggs: You wanna bite something pal? Bite this.
Bothos: Quintus, what's she doing?
Brick: She's a Pict and a woman - two good reasons not to trust her.
Ryan Dunn: That felt like it was blowing a fire ball in my face.
Johnny Knoxville: That looked like you were just getting the hell beat out of you.
Rocha: Each dog licks his own dick.
Saddest Flute: Is this the new life you have found? Funny, look much like the old one.
Claire Foster: Honey, If I'm gonna get whacked off, I...
[Phil laughs.]
Claire Foster: What are you smiling about?
Phil Foster: No, no, we might get bumped off. We're not going to get whacked off.
Claire Foster: I think we are!
Kara: It's so beautiful here. Not like that other city where Grumpy Ass lives.
Clark Kent: Grumpy Ass isn't so bad once you get to know him.
Edgar Frog: Death to all vampires?
Alan Frog: Maximum body count.
Edgar Frog: We are awesome monster bashers.
Alan Frog: The meanest.
Edgar Frog: The baddest.
David Dutton: Don't ask me why I can't leave without my wife and I won't ask you why you can.
Mr. Goodman: The piranha hunt in packs. The first bite draws blood, blood draws the pack.
Big Ronnie: Apology not fucking accepted.