Anna Taylor: I thought when you died you wouldn't feel any more pain. You wouldn't have struggles any more. But it just never stops, does it?
Jake: She's here.
Paige: You know what Mari? I think Justin here could be kind of cute if he lost his whole like creepy, hooded Unabomber kind of vibe he's got going on. Don't you think?
Laurie Strode: I'm not me.
Mya Rockwell: Who are you, then?
Laurie Strode: I'm Michael Myers' sister.
Lord Henry Wotton: What are you?
Dorian Gray: I am what you made me! I lived the life that you preached... but never dared practice. I am everything, that you were too afraid to be.
Claire Stenwick: I found these in your closet.
Ray Koval: I swear to you I have no idea who they belong to.
Claire Stenwick: Well in that case I'll put them back on.
Ray Koval: You're gaming me?
Catherine Stewart: My husband's cheating on me. At least, I think he is.
Ryder: Life is simple now. They just have to do what I say.
Arkin: Stupid fucking cat.
Keith Ripley: What the fuck are you doing?
Gabriel Martin: Improvising.
Julie: I know what you've got. You've got a gateway to hell under your house. And that is really cool.
Onigen: You think the more demons you kill the more human you become, don't you? How naïve.
Louis Salinger: Sometimes you find your destiny on the road you took to avoid it.
Della Frye: Did we just break the law?
Cal McAffrey: Nope. That's what you call damn fine reporting.
Abbey Tyler: The stuff that really shakes us.We seldom never see coming.
Title Card: During the 1980s over 70% of American adults believed in the existence of abusive Satanic Cults... Another 30% rationalized the lack of evidence due to government cover ups... The following is based on true unexplained events.
Mrs. Ganush: I beg and you shame me?