Charlie Nash: His name's Bison. I've tracked him through eleven major cities on four continents and never come close, not once. This guy walks through the raindrops. Anybody that's against him is either dead, or on their way.
Dr. Parnassus: Percy, what would I do without you?
Percy: Get a midget.
Hua Mulan: I don't want to fight any more. I don't want to be a General. I want to be a normal person.
Wentai: Who wants to fight? I also don't want to fight any more! If I could use my life to stop this battle, I would have done it a long time ago! The problem is, we cannot choose. Once you put on a General's armour, your life is no longer your own.
Surgeon: Who the fuck are you and what do you want?
Tao: I'm the mother fucker that's going to do you, what you've been doing to everybody else.
Mata Nui: Before this day, I've never needed help from anyone or anything. Thank you. I spared your life and you saved mine. Shall we call it even, and go our separate ways?
Solomon Kane: My God. Only you can help me now.
Amy: I tell you the good news and spare you the bad. Isn't that what mom used to do for you when we were kids?
Budderball: I think we should lower the candy canes a little. They're kinda hard to... see.
Lem: Lem. Llllleeeeeemmmmmm.
Charles Baker: Either your name is Lem, or you want to mate with me. Houston, we have a little problem.
Gavner Purl: There are no real generals left, hombre. You and I, we're the last of the Mo-Freakins.
Hannah Pearson: Sockmonkey.
Blaster: I'm pretty sure this is animal cruelty. [His remote controlled car jumps over toys.] WOOOHOO! But I love it!
Master Roshi: In an ancient time, Earth was nearly destroyed. Not by man, but by Gods from the sky.
John Connor: I knew it. I knew it was coming. But this is not the future my mother warned me about. And in this future, I don't know if we can win this war. This is John Connor.