Joe: Where there's money, there's competition and the guy paying me usually wins.
Richie Nix: I read about this guy once who weighed 1200 pounds. Can you believe that? For breakfast he'd have like 2 pounds of bacon, a dozen eggs, some rolls. Then for lunch he'd have 4 hamburgers, 4 double cheeseburgers, 8 boxes of fries. For dinner: 3 ham steaks, 6 sweet potatoes, 6 or 7 regular potatoes, some stuffing.
Stephen: The perfect con is one where everyone involved gets just what they wanted.
Derek: I love America, but I fuckin' hate cops.