Jigsaw: Hello, Agent Strahm. If you're hearing this, then you've finally found what you've been looking for. But is the discovery of my body enough? Or will your insatiable hunger to uncover the truth push you deeper into the abyss? Heed my warning: do not proceed. For this room can either be you sanctuary, or it can be your grave. The choice is yours.
Agent Strahm: Fuck you.
Brand Hauser: Did you know that the word "person" comes from the Latin word "persona", which means mask? So maybe being human means we invite spectators to ponder what lies behind. Each of us will be composed of a variety of masks, and if we can see behind the mask, we would get a burst of clarity. And if that flame was bright enough, that's when we fall in love. What's your opinion on these divine matters?
Natalie Hegalhuzen: I'm not going to fuck you. You know that, right?
Ray Embrey: People don't like you, Hancock.
Hancock: Do I look like I care what people think?
Lincoln DeNeuf: The Devil is building his army. Max Payne is looking for something that God wants to stay hidden. That is what makes him more dangerous.
Jonathan Brock: We had much in common, your husband and I. I found his ideas original and provocative. I just wish I'd gotten to know him better.
Martha Dennison: Me too.
Titanius Anglesmith: Prepare for a surprise attack.
Major General Hank Landry: My goodness, people, the arrogance of what you're asking us to help you do is mind-boggling.
Official voice: Across the federation, federation experts agree that: A: God exists, B: He's on our side, C: He wants us to win.
Man-gil: The bounty on your head is 300 won.
Yoon Tae-goo: What? I'm only worth a piano?
Man-gil: A used one at that.
Emperor Wilhelm: We need men like him. I supposed we'll have to give you another promotion, Richthofen. You are a real hero. I take it the ladies are all over you.
Manfred von Richthofen: There aren't many ladies at 10,000 feet, your Majesty.
Colonel J.S. Wilson: Why do you want to be a saboteur, Max?
Max Manus: My country was stolen from me, Sir... and I want it back.
Frank Tramell: You have a choice.
Jack Bauer: I don't have a choice, you son of a bitch.
Derek: I love America, but I fuckin' hate cops.
Hannah Ásgeirsson: No one gets dibs on the mountain guide.
Astarte: Scratch any hero, Mathayus, and you will find a monster lurking inside.
The Octopus: Come on! Toilets are always funny!
Earth President Richard Nixon: If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Let's cut this turd loose.