Jonathan Carnahan: I hate mummies. They never play fair.
Cultist: Hey, Bat, when you're flying, what the city look like from up on high?
Batman: It looks dirty.
Jigsaw: Hello, Agent Strahm. If you're hearing this, then you've finally found what you've been looking for. But is the discovery of my body enough? Or will your insatiable hunger to uncover the truth push you deeper into the abyss? Heed my warning: do not proceed. For this room can either be you sanctuary, or it can be your grave. The choice is yours.
Agent Strahm: Fuck you.
Freya: If you truly believe that you write the tale of your life, then the end is up to you.
Brand Hauser: Did you know that the word "person" comes from the Latin word "persona", which means mask? So maybe being human means we invite spectators to ponder what lies behind. Each of us will be composed of a variety of masks, and if we can see behind the mask, we would get a burst of clarity. And if that flame was bright enough, that's when we fall in love. What's your opinion on these divine matters?
Natalie Hegalhuzen: I'm not going to fuck you. You know that, right?
Ray Embrey: People don't like you, Hancock.
Hancock: Do I look like I care what people think?
Bender: Don't hurt me! I'll betray anyone.
Sargon: You've come to avenge your father, the great hero?
Mathayus: I fight for more than vengeance now, Sargon. I fight for what my father once believed in. And I fight for what you've corrupted.
Joe: Where there's money, there's competition and the guy paying me usually wins.
Jonathan Brock: We had much in common, your husband and I. I found his ideas original and provocative. I just wish I'd gotten to know him better.
Martha Dennison: Me too.
Official voice: Across the federation, federation experts agree that: A: God exists, B: He's on our side, C: He wants us to win.
Bender: Calm down, Leela. You can vent tonight on your blog.
Teal'c: This device will power the Chaapa'ai.
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: I like that. No hesitation.
Man-gil: The bounty on your head is 300 won.
Yoon Tae-goo: What? I'm only worth a piano?
Man-gil: A used one at that.
Flynn Carsen: This way?
Simone Renoir: That leads to Jean's quarters.
Flynn Carsen: You mean his bedroom, don't you?
Simone Renoir: Now, now. Don't be jealous.
Emperor Wilhelm: We need men like him. I supposed we'll have to give you another promotion, Richthofen. You are a real hero. I take it the ladies are all over you.
Manfred von Richthofen: There aren't many ladies at 10,000 feet, your Majesty.
Colonel J.S. Wilson: Why do you want to be a saboteur, Max?
Max Manus: My country was stolen from me, Sir... and I want it back.
Frank Tramell: You have a choice.
Jack Bauer: I don't have a choice, you son of a bitch.
Derek: I love America, but I fuckin' hate cops.