Frank Martin: Do I look like a man who came half-way across Europe to die on a bridge?
Guard at Liberty Gate: What were you doing out there?
Staff Sergeant William James: Visiting a whorehouse.
Guard at Liberty Gate: Okay. If I let you back in, will you tell me where it is exactly?
Jonathan Carnahan: I hate mummies. They never play fair.
Jean Roqua: It's on you, always has been, always will be.
Cultist: Hey, Bat, when you're flying, what the city look like from up on high?
Batman: It looks dirty.
Jigsaw: Hello, Agent Strahm. If you're hearing this, then you've finally found what you've been looking for. But is the discovery of my body enough? Or will your insatiable hunger to uncover the truth push you deeper into the abyss? Heed my warning: do not proceed. For this room can either be you sanctuary, or it can be your grave. The choice is yours.
Agent Strahm: Fuck you.
Colonel J.S. Wilson: Why do you want to be a saboteur, Max?
Max Manus: My country was stolen from me, Sir... and I want it back.
Frank Tramell: You have a choice.
Jack Bauer: I don't have a choice, you son of a bitch.
Derek: I love America, but I fuckin' hate cops.
The Spirit: My city, I can not deny her. My city screams. She is my mother. She is my lover, and I am her Spirit.
Trevor: What are you doing?
Sean: I am Googling at 30 thousand feet.
Trevor: Are you supposed to be doing that?
Sean: Welcome to the 21st century.
Bender: Don't hurt me! I'll betray anyone.
Sargon: You've come to avenge your father, the great hero?
Mathayus: I fight for more than vengeance now, Sargon. I fight for what my father once believed in. And I fight for what you've corrupted.
Joe: Where there's money, there's competition and the guy paying me usually wins.
Jonathan Brock: We had much in common, your husband and I. I found his ideas original and provocative. I just wish I'd gotten to know him better.
Martha Dennison: Me too.
Lola Beck: We're fucked.
Jingo Ryan: Yeah. That's exactly what I've been saying.
Holly Little: You shouldn't talk like that. That's blasphemy.
Lola Beck: You're a goddamn flight attendant, so stow it.
Leegola: What else can we slay? Is that a hobbit over there?
Titanius Anglesmith: No, that's a hobo and a rabbit. But they're making a hobbit.
Major General Hank Landry: I take it that in your timeline you're not a discredited whackjob living on the fringes of society?
Dr. Daniel Jackson: That really depends on who you ask.
Park Chang-yi: People must know that they're going to die, and yet they live as though they never will. Hilarious.