Best horror movie quotes of 2007

Pat Garret: Newton, life is like a penis. When it's hard you get screwed. When it's soft you can't beat it.

Debra: I'm just trying to get home too, okay? Like Mary. And I'm wondering why my boyfriend has a camera plastered to his face.

Prior: Someone want to tell me what the fuck he's talking about?
McKay: He thinks we're being stalked by dead Nazis.
Jordan: Ghosts?
McKay: I didn't get shot by some fucking spectral entity, here. These things are solid.
Hunt: But the one that killed Cotter vanished right in front of us.
McKay: So why don't they swoop down here like God's own wrath and take us out right here and now, then, eh?
Hunt: I don't know. Maybe God's not in on this miracle.

Medea: One day you might try actually getting up on time.
Ian Stone: And not risk being fired? How much fun would that be?

Elly Carpenter: You wanna blowjob? I suck dick good for ten bucks.

Linda Hanson: Something is seriously fucked up.

Dr. Godfrey: It's true! Vagina Dentata! Vagina Dentata! Vagina Dentata!

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Tammy: Are you okay?
Cherry Darling: I'm just Cherry.

Lady Murasaki: They will call it murder.
Hannibal Lecter: At worst a crime of passion.

Eve: Good and evil are just imaginary friends.

Cesar: There's something more to this place. Our cells don't work. Neither does the T.V. Or radio. We're isolated.

Pam: So how exactly does one become a stuntman?
Stuntman Mike: Well, in Hollywood, anyone fool enough to throw themselves down a flight of stairs can usually find someone to pay them for it. But really, I got into the business the way most people get into the stunt business.
Pam: How's that?
Stuntman Mike: My brother got me in it.
Pam: Who's your brother?
Stuntman Mike: Stuntman Bob.

Jonesy: Okay, from now on, you'll be the uptight lesbian sister I never had. Deal?

Carlos Olivera: Just promise me one thing. When you get down there.
Alice: Consider it done.

Maddie McConnell: Are you here for my girl? Are you gonna kill my baby girl?
Katherine Winter: What? No.
Maddie McConnell: Why not?
Katherine Winter: I'm just trying to help her.
Maddie McConnell: She doesn't need help. Can't you see that?

Mackenzie Carpenter: Lenny couldn't find his ass with both hands.

Burwell: You've been a bad girl, haven't you Lindsay?

Jamie Ashen: Remember: whatever happens, don't scream.

George: Why are you doing this?
Peter: Why not?

Mason: They're under us.