Best family movie quotes of 2006

Garfield: It's good to be king.

Manny: Don't listen to him, folks. Fast Tony would sell his mother's ashes for a grape.
Fast Tony: Is that an offer?

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Cassie Munro: Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house.
Jamie Munro: What?
Cassie Munro: Oh, my God, it's your husband.

[Playing baseball, Gus just hit a homerun.]
Richie: He just did that steroid free!
Clark: What's steroids?
Richie: Something that makes your pee-pee smaller.
Clark: There must be steroids in macaroni!

Whitey: So you're from up top, eh? I used to work in a laboratory up top. Yeah, big shampoo job. I was dark grey when we started. Still, it cleared up me dandruff.

Tia Hall: Honey, the girls are having a great time showing everybody the lights. I pray to God that's the only thing they're showing.

Aqua: When do I get to see the "Sagrada Familia"?
Chanel: When you learn how to pronounce it right.

Eragon: Aww... It's not so bad up here.

Courtney Callum: I am not happy right now.

Katherine "Katie" McLoughlin: Are you going to kill Flicka?
Rob McLaughlin: I'm just going to have a look at her, baby.
Katherine "Katie" McLoughlin: It's okay, Daddy. You can shoot us.

Templeton: Have you seen the pig next door? I think his mama was part hippo. If I had to name five of the fattest pigs I've ever seen, he'd be three of them.

Shen: You changed destiny.
Wendy Wu: I know... Are you mad?

Captain Gantu: I could ride in the backety-back.

Hammy the Squirrel: Scary clown.

Nigel: As that famous koala once said, "We will fight them... with... peaches."

Mary: I have broken no vow.

Frieda: Forty flights of stairs in heels? This had better be good.

Cyborg: There it is! The only Japanese I need to know: All You Can Eat.

Charlie Goldfinch: Harvard will never accept me with a criminal record, and I am not going to community college.

Jack Starbright: Is it just me or are those bankers weird?