Best family movie quotes of 2006

Joe: What happened to the blowtorch, Plug?
Plug: My dad just laughed at me.

Garfield: It's good to be king.

Manny: Don't listen to him, folks. Fast Tony would sell his mother's ashes for a grape.
Fast Tony: Is that an offer?

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Cassie Munro: Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house.
Jamie Munro: What?
Cassie Munro: Oh, my God, it's your husband.

[Playing baseball, Gus just hit a homerun.]
Richie: He just did that steroid free!
Clark: What's steroids?
Richie: Something that makes your pee-pee smaller.
Clark: There must be steroids in macaroni!

Whitey: So you're from up top, eh? I used to work in a laboratory up top. Yeah, big shampoo job. I was dark grey when we started. Still, it cleared up me dandruff.

Tia Hall: Honey, the girls are having a great time showing everybody the lights. I pray to God that's the only thing they're showing.

Aqua: When do I get to see the "Sagrada Familia"?
Chanel: When you learn how to pronounce it right.

Eragon: Aww... It's not so bad up here.

Courtney Callum: I am not happy right now.

Tanzie Marchetta: You caught me. I guess that, like, makes you my hero.

Bully Kid Tubby: Hey, look. A baseball.
Screwie: Hey, look. The missing link.

Shen: You changed destiny.
Wendy Wu: I know... Are you mad?

Captain Gantu: I could ride in the backety-back.

Gladys: I'm sorry Janis, did I just hear them say rabid squirrel?
Janis: Oh, I think they're proabably just over reacting.
Gladys: But what if they're not? What if we a potential pandemic on our hands, vermin running loose, spreading disease and lowering our property values?
Janis: Yeah, I have a casserole in the oven, gotta run.
Gladys: Fine, you worry about your casserole, and I'll worry about the end of suburban peace and tranquility.

Darrius Sayle: Darrius Smell. That's what they called me. Do you know why they called me that?
Alex Rider: Because you didn't wash?

Samson: Those boxes are bad news. Stay away.

Joseph: If I claim this child as mine, it will be lying. I would have broken a law laid down by God.
Mary: I would never ask you to lie.
Joseph: If I say this child is not mine, they will ask what I'm going to do. If I accuse you.
Mary: There is a will for this child greater than my fear of what they may do.

Fairy Godmother: Time to get your prince, my dear Mozzarella.
Ella: It's Cinderella.
Fairy Godmother: Really? Why'd you change it?

Charlotte A. Cavatica: Oh, Wilbur... don't you know what you've already done? You made me your friend and in doing so, you made a spider beautiful to everyone in that barn.