Best fantasy movie quotes of 2004

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The Polar Express picture

Hero Boy: At one time most of my friends could hear the bell, but as years passed it fell silent for all of them. Even Sarah found one Christmas that she could no longer hear its sweet sound. And though I've grown old, the bell still rings for me, as it does for all who truly believe.

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Anna Valerious: You ask a lot of questions.
Van Helsing: Normally I only ask two."What are we dealing with?" and "How do I kill it?"

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Douglas Gordon: Listen kid, there are two things you didn't know about the Earth. One is me. And the other is... Godzilla.

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[Donkey, Shrek, and Puss in Boots have just been arrested.]
Donkey: What about my rights? You're supposed to say I have the right to remain silent. Nobody said I had to remain silent!
Shrek: Donkey, you have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

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Kayleigh: Hurry up, I want a quickie before school!

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Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed picture

Shaggy: This is tied for scariest day of my life!
Velma: Tied with what?
Shaggy: Every other freaking day of my life!

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Jenna: You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy - and I don't like you at all.

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Howl's Moving Castle picture

Madam Suliman: It's time to put an end to this idiotic war.

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Stepford Wife: I'm going to use a pinecone as the baby Jesus this year.
Bobbi Markowitz: And I'm going to attach a pinecone to my vibrator and have a really merry Christmas.

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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events picture

Count Olaf: I must say, you're a gloomy looking bunch. Why are you so glum?
Klaus Baudelaire: Our parents just died.
Count Olaf: [nonchalantly.] Ah, yes. How very dreadful. Wait, let me do that one more time. Give me the line again while it's fresh in my mind.
Klaus Baudelaire: Our parents just died?
[Olaf pretends to be shocked.].

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Fat Albert picture

Rudy: You're like school on Saturday: no class.

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Jin: You and I are just pawns on a chessboard.

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Narrator: In spite of the spell, Ella grew up strong of mind./ Her gift made her obedient, but her heart made her kind.

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The Librarian: Quest for the Spear picture

Flynn Carsen: She may have been in cahoots with Wilde all along! Cahoots... I've been cahooted.

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Chow Mo Wan: Love is all a matter of timing.

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Thunderbirds picture

Alan Tracy: Hey, Dad. That stuff the Hood said, about you leaving him to die. He was lying, right?
Jeff Tracy: No. See, you can't save everyone, Alan. It doesn't matter how hard you try or how brave you are. It doesn't even matter if it's someone you love, someone you'd give your life in a second to save. You just can't save everyone.
Alan Tracy: What was Mom like?
Jeff Tracy: She was a lot like you.

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Damian Cunningham: God doesn't rob banks, all right? God does not rob banks.

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The Dragon: Ask me two questions, wizard, and I will give you the answers.
Ged: Isn't it usually three?
The Dragon: Yes, but with that you're back to two.

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