Best TV quotes of 2003

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Grace Polk: It's the one advantage to being universally despised: you get to say whatever you want.

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Leonardo: Um, ladies and gentlemen. We have an emergency situation. Everyone needs to get to the escape pods now!
[No response.]
Raphael: How do you say 'bomb' in Futurese?
[General panic.].

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Kate Fox: Sometimes confronting the past is the only way to move on.

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Jack Harper: Good people has to die too, Tru.

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Helen: Loving me kills people, destroys families, causes such grief you cannot imagine.

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Polly Nguyen: I say something about marriage, he flip out like time I put fist in bad place get stuck.

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Monty: You wanna watch me kill myself?
Scotty Valens: No joke, Monty, I wanna see. That last step off a the bridge, knowing you won't be in this world any more.
Monty: Why?
Scotty Valens: Cause the ones you leave behind - there are so many questions. If I watch you, maybe I'll be able to help your people.

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Brooke: Let's see, in ten years, I'll probably be married to someone like Marvin McFadden.
Anna: Who's Marvin McFadden?
Brooke: Of course, you all probably call him Senator McFadden or something. But we just call him Mouth.

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Bam Margera: Row your boat.
Bam's Uncle: Row my boat where? Gently down the stream?

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