Vicky Pollard: Anyway don't listen to her coz everyone knows her fanny goes sideways.
Brandon DiCamillo: There's a filthy virus that grows in this room, and it's called lying-itis.
Grace Polk: I'll see you later. I'm going to go... run with scissors.
Bill Maher: New rule: basking sharks don't get to take part in "Shark Week." They're slow-moving, they feed on plankton, they're not a threat to anyone. That's not a shark, that's a whale. You want to be on "Shark Week"? Try eating a surfer.
Lucius Belyakov: A dark heart dwells where the branches meet / Anointed dagger plunge thee deep.
Peter Parker: I bet the X-Men get to go to parties.
Lilly Rush: People shouldn't be forgotten. They matter. They should get justice, too.
Brock Samson: Don't you have nothing else to do but harp on Dr. Venture? Why haven't you tried the World Domination thing, you afraid of the big leagues?
The Monarch: Please. How stupid do I look to you? World Domination. I'll leave that to the religious nuts or the Republicans, thank you.
Omi: This is most embarrassing.
