Bam's Mom: Bam! Your friends just buried my car in snow.
Bam Margera: They're not my friends.
Tow-truck Driver: Shut the truck off.
Brandon DiCamillo: "Shut the fuck up"?
Brandon DiCamillo: There's a filthy virus that grows in this room, and it's called lying-itis.
Bam Margera: Row your boat.
Bam's Uncle: Row my boat where? Gently down the stream?
Bam's Uncle: I'm gonna kill your plane, you watch.
Johnny Knoxville: Jesus, That's... That is so hateful....
Bam's Uncle: Come near me again, I'll kill ya.
Brandon DiCamillo: It's fucking called Gobbler's Knob? Hey, Rake it's your favourite place.
Bam Margera: Don't be a pussy Phil.
Brandon DiCamillo: Hey, Lady, do you like my surveillance table? It's the damndest.
Bam's Uncle: What are you? Retarded or something?
Bam Margera: Merry Christmas, ya little yerks.
Bam Margera: I took H.I.M.'s tour bus.
Bam's Uncle: Italy's shaped like a boot for a reason... so they can stick it up your ass.
Bam Margera: What country are we in?
Bam's Uncle: Switzer-Land Bam.
Bam Margera: And what are ya wearing?
Bam's Uncle: The Liederhosen you gave me.
Bam's Uncle: Do you wanna die or do ya wanna live? Live or die?
Bam's Crew: How are we going to spot 'em?
Bam's Crew: Are you kidding? We're looking for Phil. He's not too hard to pick out.
Bam's Crew: He's like the size of three Frenchmen.
Bam Margera: Dico, you coming to Mexico?
Brandon DiCamillo: No, all the video games suck ther. What am I gonna play, Outre Kombat? El Street Fight Grande?
Answer: This only works with the first season. Simply follow the directions in the Easter Egg section of the Viva La Bam page. Unless for some reason the easter egg was removed from your particular copy.