
Uncle Vernon: And Dudley, you will be?
Dudley Dursley: I'll be waiting to open the door.
Uncle Vernon: Excellent. And you?
Harry: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [To Anakin.] Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?

April: Uh, Jessica has a... problem.
Ling Ling: She's only going to make us wait an hour this time.
Lulu: What about the class trip to Six Flags. She took so long in the bathroom we missed the bus.
Ling Ling: Our parents had to drive three hours to pick us up.
Jessica (Clive): I had my period, OK.

Angus Tuck: Don't be afraid of death Winnie, be afraid of the unlived life.

Denton Van Zan: Envy the country that has heroes, huh? I say pity the country that needs them.

The Stranger: Let's proceed with caution. These madmen could eat us.
The Time Traveller: They liked your hair.
The Stranger: Of course, I'm a writer. Writer's always have good hair.

Cinderella: I was a dish maid when the prince married me. And he loves me because I'm me.

Lily: Isn't sugar better than vinegar?

Jane: Don't you see, Hook? You will never win. Not as long as there's faith, trust, and pixie dust.

Buttercup: Get your hands off him, you darn dirty ape.