April: Uh, Jessica has a... problem.
Ling Ling: She's only going to make us wait an hour this time.
Lulu: What about the class trip to Six Flags. She took so long in the bathroom we missed the bus.
Ling Ling: Our parents had to drive three hours to pick us up.
Jessica (Clive): I had my period, OK.
Korean Mother: You're not ashamed of me. You're really ashamed of yourself. Tell Lulu, easy on the chronic.
Bianca: Hi Jessica, you look great. Are you doing anything different or just hanging out with skankier friends?
Jessica Spencer: You look good, too, Bianca. Are you eating less or just barfing more?
Monique: Barfing more.
Bongo Player: You can put your weed in there.
Ling Ling: Out of all the Korean liquor stores, why did my dad have to walk into that one?
Korean Mother: Ling-Ling, You walk right by Crazy Nail. No say hi me.
Ling Ling: Hi mom.
Madam Mambuza: Stop banging on those drums.
Bongo Player: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you could hear that.
Lulu: Minimum wage for a maximum loser.
Jessica (Clive): This is by far the worse day of my life.
Jessica (Clive): You know, they should come with a warning. Earrings may come with penis!.
Korean Mother: Ling Ling, you forgot your bling bling.
Answer: She was lying to the servant. Most likely, the servant was terrified and might have run away from the situation. But according to the shop owner, the rich husband died on the wedding night, so the servant remained the Princess and lived in the lap of luxury.