Freddie: Barry! You fuckin' ponce! You think you can just smash my machines?
Barry Ryan: Freddy, you fuckin' ferret. I jus' did, didn' I?
Lily: Isn't sugar better than vinegar?
Ben Manibag: Do you ever wonder about your real parents?
Stephanie Vandergosh: The parents I have now are my real parents.
Angelo Pike: He was jacked up higher than a prom dress in June.
Agustín Rejas: I'd like to have a list of staff with access to the President's chambers.
Calderón: Luckily there are only two of them. The first is named 'Fuck', the second is named 'Off'.
Cassie: It's a freakin' baboon hair.
Rachael's Mom: Sweet Jesus, it smelled like someone died in here.
Medical Examiner: Give me a break, I had to jerk off twice this morning just to get my heart started.
John: We've been banging together like a pair of cymbals in an overworked marching band.