Susan: I have decided to put an end to this madness that is ruining all our lives.
Michael: You're going to kill dad?
Logan Hughes: Why do we have to take a bath? We're not dirty.
Christine Hughes: Logan, in the last hour I've seen you stick your finger up three different nostrils.
Darien Fawkes: The Scottish philosopher Balfour said that destiny is the scapegoat we make responsible for our crimes. He was probably right, too, but I bet he was real dull at parties.
Kagome: Mayu, I don't think you were ever an evil spirit. You were just an ordinary little girl who loved her mom more than anything.
Jackie: Wait! Bayblonian urn.
Ratso: What's a Babylonian urn?
Finn: Probably more than we do!