Judge Litten Mandrake: It is time to remove Mr. McNamara. He is no longer loyal.
John Townsend: God will forgive me. The transformation is near.
Ray Castro: Why are hurricanes named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, and when they leave, they take your house and your car.
Chopper: Tell me this, right. Why would I shoot a bloke BANG? And then put him in the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place.
Jody: You stole the dead woman's shoe?
Sgt. Lee Soo-hyeok: Hey Assholes! You just gonna leave me here?
Sgt. Oh Kyeong-pil: You told us to go.
Sgt. Lee Soo-hyeok: I said don't come closer, when did I say to leave, you fuckers.
Honey: How can you be a drug addict in the new millennium? It's so retro.
Lyle: Before I was a drug addict, I had so many different problems. Now I just have one - drugs! Gave my life a real focus.
Greg Weinstein: I hope this is better than the last batch of shit you gave me. Produced more wood than Ron Jeremy. I don't want you to yell, "Reco!" anymore. Know what you should yell?"Timber!" Yeah, Mr. Fuckin' wood. I hear you fuckin' makin' your calls. It's bullshit, all right? I mean if you want them off the phone so bad, why don't you just hang up? You should get them excited. You know, excited? They should beg for a broker on the first call.
Jack Carter: You should finish what you start.
Cyrus Paice: Yeah, shit I think you should fix your tie there.
Duncan McKay: That's from, like, an ostrich or something.
Hubs: Or a beaver.
Shougo Kawada: There's a way out of this game. Kill yourselves together, here, now. If you can't do that, then don't trust anyone... just run.
Max Kerkerian: Supercop scared of a little pooch? Son of a bitch.
Roseanne: You're such a weirdo. I don't even know why I listen to you.
Vincent: Because your heart knows I can see it.
President Kennedy: Well, who the hell authorized this missile test?
Robert Kennedy: Who do you think? God knows what this is gonna communicate to the Soviets.
Kenny O'Donnell: Communicate with the Soviets? We can't communicate with the Pentagon - and it's just across the goddamn river.
Captain Victor Benezet: Go home. Put on a funny hat. Do whatever it is morons do.
Martan Ingram: First of all, it's not a "what", it's a WHO. And he is making a big splash, orca-style.
Banner in the back of Stanley's van: I'm the guy your mother warned you about.
Harvey: I don't think you should drink on duty.
Mickey: I'm not on duty.
Harvey: But you are.
Mickey: You want to report me... here's my badge. Please... Please... report me.
Harvey: You know I would'nt do that Michael.
Mickey: Do I know you?
Harvey: No, not yet.
Mickey: Well when I do, remind me to tell you to mind your own business.
Harley Quinn: Sweetie, go get mommy's bazooka.
Aniki Yamamoto: I understand "fucking Jap," asshole.