The Grinch: Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max. But, we did our worst, and that's all that matters.
Arnie: A little flirtation is harmless but you're dealing with fire here. The fidelity bank and trust is a tough creditor. You make a deposit somewhere else, they close your account - forever.
Sebastian: That's it. I'm booking meself on a cruise.
Virginia: "For seven men, she gave her life. For one good man, she was his wife. Beneath the ice by Snow White Falls, there lies the fairest of them all."
Elliot Richards: But it's my soul! I can't give you my soul.
The Devil: What are you, James Brown?
Tai: I've got to warn everyone! [Dials phone.]
Woman on Phone: All circuits are busy. Try again later.
Tai: Oh, great. It's busy! [Dials another number.]
Woman on Phone: All circuits are busy. Try again later.
Tai: How can that be busy too? [Dials another number.]
Woman on Phone: All circuits are still busy.
Tai: Don't tell me. [Dials another nymber.]
Woman on Phone: Did you hear me? It's busy!
Tai: I'm sorry, lady.
Elijah Price: Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake. In the comics, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain is going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And sometimes they're friends, just like you and me. I should have known way back when. You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr. Glass.
Meowth: It looks like alphabet soup but without the soup.
Tony: Bed for the undead?
Regis Philbin: So, I was driving to work today. Some bozo in a Cadillac cuts me off. So, I followed him. When he got out of his car, I run up behind this guy and I start bashing his brains in with this bat! Did you ever see The Untouchables? I was DeNiro.
Alex: Oh please, Mom had this talk with me when I was like, 11.
Sam Tiler: Jack was nimble. Jack was quick. Jack gouged eyes with candlesticks.
Girl: He's bleeding.
Alex Corvis (The Crow): I don't bleed.
Li Mu Bai: The things we touch have no permanence. My master would say: there is nothing we can hold onto in this world. Only by letting go can we truly possess what is real.
Grandma Klump: Now that's what I call the Muy Caliente El Negro Special.
Joe: Once, there was only silence, and not a speck of hope in sight. And every tiny bubble burst on its journey towards the light. But the spark of creation will flicker again, it's a brand new era... about to begin.
Faust: I am the pornography that gets you hot!
Damodar: Just like you thieves, always taking things that don't belong to you.