Lawson Russell: Drink, detective?
Clifford Dubose: Nah. Never touch it. Makes me happy.
Raymond Hope: Don't you ever get tired of all the beautiful people, Harry? Doesn't it ever bother you that they do whatever they want because there're people like you and me who'll clean up after them?
Dr. Laura Baker: The alien DNA infected us, it's about time we infected them.
Suzie: No little bitch could ever make me cum.
Tommy B. Jordan: Look, it's my ass if you take that.
Art Jeffries: Then don't tell anyone.
Sid: I'm no role model. I'm a junkie and a thief.
Meg Coburn: You know, you could've saved yourself a lot of trouble just by doing that third job.
John Lee: It was wrong. Mr. Wei was taking revenge. A man named Zedkov killed his son.
Meg Coburn: Zedkov? Jesus Christ. You're getting yourself killed for a cop?
John Lee: Not a cop. His son.
Meg Coburn: What?
John Lee: A seven-year-old boy.
Meg Coburn: Why?
John Lee: That's how Mr. Wei deals with his enemies. Through their families.
Morgan's hitman: You've got two choices. Give us the disk and jump off.
Morgan's Hitman: Or number two, we take the disk and throw you off.
Who Am I?: I like the third choice: I keep the disk, and I throw you both off.
Claudia: I don't know, Jason. Maybe he's right. I mean, maybe we're just letting our imaginations run wild with this thing.
Jason: Do you think I'm crazy?
Claudia: Not crazy. Just... imaginative.
Jason: He killed her. I know it.
Debbie Strand: No means no. Don't you guys get that? What is it, you stop understanding English when you get a hard-on?
Tiffany: Well, hello, dolly.
William Riker: We're through running from these bastards!
Kevin Dunne: Don't give me that wounded look. You haven't got the face for it.
Captain Howdy: So much flesh...so little time.
Special Agent Fox Mulder: After what you saw last night, after all you've seen, you can just walk away?
Special Agent Dana Scully: I have. I did. It's done.
Daphne Blake: What I need is a real, live ghost.
Velma Dinkley: That's an oxymoron, Daph.
Milton Arbogast: Oh, someone has seen her, all right. Someone always sees a girl with $400,000.
Steven: How's that for wet work?
David Leigh, The Filmmaker: At 10 PM, in what will be the last broadcast, Fact or Fiction goes live.