
John Smith: Does your boss have a first name?
Lucy Kolinski: Only in the bedroom.

Mel Feynman: Richie, how old are you?
Young Richard: Six.
Mel Feynman: Well, act your age.

David Alden: With this baby you could fly over the Empire State Building.
Thomas Alden: Or end up as a big pound of ground round. One of the two.

Teacher: All you need to say is two words... two specific words, though. What they are? 'Not. Guilty.'.

Jay Leno: I may look stupid, but I'm Italian. I know how to find information.

Nagiko: I am certain that there are two things in life which are dependable: the delights of the flesh and the delights of literature. I have had the good fortune to enjoy them both equally.

Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!

Denise Waverly: Maybe I put too much of myself into my songs.