Best fantasy movie quotes of 1995

[Alan is explaining to Sarah why Van Pelt is chasing him.]
Sarah: Well, have you ever thought about sitting down and talking about your differences?
Alan: What are you, crazy? The man has a gun.
Sarah: Don't ever call me crazy, Alan. Ever. Because everyone in this town has been calling me crazy ever since I told the cops you were sucked into a board game.

Buzz: I just want you to know that although you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Woody: Oh, well, that's good.
Buzz: But we're not on my planet, are we?
Woody: No.

Stinkie: Smell-o-gram.

Craig Toomy: Oh I'm real scared now.

Pecos Bill: I ought to plug you two right now, but I make it a rule never to kill a man on Sunday.
Zeb: Today's Wednesday.

Cage: While you're at it, why don't you call my agent?
Blade: Do I look like your secretary?

Gabriel: Lucifer, sitting in your basement. Sulking after your breakup with The Boss. You're nothing. (01:28:46)

Powder: If you thought I was so intelligent would you ask me if I understood?

Puppet Master: We have been subordinate to our limitations until now. The time has come to cast aside these bonds and to elevate our consciousness to a higher plane. It is time to become a part of all things.

Madam Mouserink: Okay, you win. But someday I will take my revenge. Some day the nutcracker will be destroyed!

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Vassago: I've seen you.
Regina: No, I don't think so.
Vassago: Oh yes, I have seen you. It was like a flash forward in time. You're beautiful. Perfect.

Dorothea: What ARE you?
Nix: A man who wanted to become a god... then changed his mind.

Detective Ray Levesque: Whatever two can do, eh?

Greek Chorus Leader: Don't go any further. I know what you're thinking, Lenny, and forget it!
Lenny Weinrib: I can't forget it; the thought's been put in my head.
Chorus: Oh, cursed fate; certain thoughts are better left unthunk.

Maya: All women are princesses, it is our right.

Little Bear: Good! I like danger. Do you like danger, Texas Man?

Calvin Fuller: Look, Your Majesty, I don't want to insult you or anything, but are you nuts? This isn't the castle. This is the real, in-your-face, carjacking, drive-by-shooting, kill-you-for-your-Reeboks street life.

Miette: When you're born in the gutter you end up in the port.

Rumbo: Hey. Hey! What's going on?
Young Fluke: I guess I was dreaming.
Rumbo: You were what?
Young Fluke: Uh, dreaming. I was seeing pictures inside my head.
Rumbo: Pictures ain't got no business being inside your head. Next time you just growl and chase 'em away.
Young Fluke: Rumbo, have you always been a dog?
Rumbo: What you talkin' about? What else could I have been?
Young Fluke: I don't know. A human.
Rumbo: A two-legger? Me?

Gilbert Sipes: Go play your banjo, Goober.