Suzanne Stone Maretto: I think if you wanted a babysitter, you should marry Mary Poppins.
Det. Rocco Klein: Errol. I thought you were dead.
Errol Barnes: I was. I came back.
Stuart Smalley: Because what they say is true - it's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
Becky: Sara... why don't you tell your stories anymore?
Sara Crewe: They're just make-believe. They don't mean anything.
Becky: Oh, but they've always meant something to me. There were days I thought I would die, until I heard you talk about the magic.
Sara Crewe: There is no magic, Becky.
Niko: The first thing God created was the journey, then came doubt, and nostalgia.
Hubert: Heard about the guy who fell off a skyscraper? On his way down past each floor, he kept saying to reassure himself: So far so good... so far so good... so far so good. How you fall doesn't matter. It's how you land.
Gilbert Sipes: Go play your banjo, Goober.
Hoover: Here's something that doesn't cost you 25 bucks an hour: You carry your own water, Ellery. You understand? You carry your OWN water.
Miette: When you're born in the gutter you end up in the port.