Big Mike: Hey, Cupcake, what the fuck you think you're looking at?
Forrest Taft: Nothing much at all.
Mowgli: The more I learn what is a man, the more I want to be an animal.
Roarke: How come you're on his side?
Gail: I'm not on anybody's side, I'm on everybody's side, I'm the mother.
Urgl: Your body's gone.
Engywook, Male Gnome: Well, your body went years ago.
Jack Hammond: That's the question on the minds of all your viewers? Whether I run out of gas or not? Tell you what, Jer. You let your viewers know that I hope Miss Voss' fear and my desperation are entertainment enough for them. After all, that is what this is all about, isn't it? The story. As it breaks. Live. Coming to you from the bad guy himself. I mean we wouldn't want your viewers to change the fucking channel, now, would we?
Dr. Daniel Jackson: I smell like a yak.
Red Bean's Mother: You ate my chicken ass, now I'm going to eat your ass.
Julian Rogers: I'm going back west.
Belle: What could be there for you?
Julian Rogers: San Francisco.
John Manly: Kind treatment makes good horses, Joe. Bad treatment ruins them.