Doug Ireland: Nothing's impossible Albert. Impossible just takes a couple extra phone calls.
Mary Jo Buttafuoco: This is, like, the worst thing that could ever happen.
Carly Norris: It's like playing God.
Zeke Hawkins: We'll do only good things.
Smith Keen: Didn't they also say they knew of no connection with the assassination?
Gray Grantham: Yes. But what else are they gonna say?
Maggie: How about you kiss my ass right in the crack?
Clydie: Where are you from?
Sam Gillen: Quebec.
Clydie: What do you do there?
Sam Gillen: What difference does it make?
Clydie: It's an innocent question.
Sam Gillen: I'm a lawyer.
Clydie: Where'd you learn to fight like that?
Sam Gillen: Law school.
Dave Kovic: She's great. She's really exotic! She's a princess! She's Polynesian - well, half Polynesian, and half American. She's... Amnesian.