Debbie: Isn't he a lady killer?
Gomez Addams: Acquitted.
Luigi: Do you eat?
Princess Daisy: Yes.
Luigi: Dinner?
Princess Daisy: Yes.
Luigi: Tonight?
Phil: I killed myself so many times I don't even exist anymore.
Jack Slater: Sir, are you a henchman?
Benedict: No, I only go as far as lackey.
Santa: Haven't you heard of peace on Earth, and goodwill toward men?
Lock, Shock, Barrel: NO!
April O'Neill: This is absolutely the worst rescue I have ever had.
Utsutsu: If you want to kill me, you mustn't make any sound at all.
Jubei: The only sound you'll hear... is the sound of your own voice, screaming.
Cliff Murdoch: I just figured out why the Cubs lose every year. They've got more talent in the stands than they do in the field.
Leland Gaunt: The young carpenter from Nazareth? I know him well. Promising young man. He died badly.
Warlock: I'm not a man, I am a witch.
Johnny: You may not know this, Missy, but I ate Chuck for YOU.
Missy's Friend: God, my boyfriend won't even pump gas for me.
Harrison Winslow: Who came up with this ridiculous concept anyway? Resolve your entire life in one bold stroke? What if I fail? And I will. I'll fail. I'm telling you. I always fail. Then my whole life will be a complete failure.
Thomas Reilly: No offense, Harrison. But you died a failure because you never tried.