Bookstore owner: You're the D.A..
Nick Styles: Wrong! They fired me. As a private citizen I can kick anybody's ass I want to.
George Kuffs: I got women to do, places to see.
Dan Merrick: You know what I like best about amnesia?
Judith Merrick: What?
Dan Merrick: After seven years of marriage, I get to fall in love with you all over again.
Sophia: Now you fired the maid?
Snaps: No! She quit to marry Bruce Underwood.
Sophia: When did that happen?
Snaps: I don't know... somewhere between my vest and my pants.