Marlboro: My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, never chase buses or women, you'll always be left behind.
G-Money: I had my jimmy waxed every day last week.
Commissioner Brumford: [On phone.] Hello? He did what? How many animals escaped? Oh, my god.
Frank: Hello, Commissioner. You're looking lovely this evening.
Commissioner Brumford: Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?
Frank: Well, isn't that the fault of the voters?
Doughboy: Hos gotta eat too.
Woman: Wait a minute, who you callin' a ho, I ain't no ho!
Doughboy: Oops... sorry, bitch! (00:35:31)
Jack Crawford: Believe me, you do not want Hannibal Lecter inside your head.
Zorro: I was promised seven bags of rice to turn you into mince meat and put you in a pie.
Claire: Look, Mack, I don't even know what I'm gonna say from one second to the next. The world doesn't make any sense to me any more. What's going on? There are babies lying around in the streets. There are people living in boxes. There are people ready to shoot you if you look at them. And we're getting used to it. The world is so nuts, it makes me wonder about all the choices that we've made.
Pappas: Listen you snot-nose little shit, I was takin' shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin' in your hands and rubbin' it on your face.
Louise: Look, Thelma, you just gotta stop talking to people. You gotta stop being so open. We're fugitives now, all right? Let's start behaving like that.
Mickey Cohen: Hey, this conversation is beneath me.
Bugsy: I'm Bugsy Siegel, ever heard of me?
Showgirl: No, what do you do?
Bugsy: I kill people.
Danielle: Where are you anyway?
Alex Wagner: I'm taking my brother on a fishing trip.
Danielle: Give him a big kiss for me, all right?
Alex Wagner: Big kiss? I'll give him a big kick in the ass, that's what I'll give him.
Johnny Murata: In between cooking cycles, you're supposed to baste us!
Chris Kenner: That's right, you fucking idiots!
Ice: You gonna use that stick, or you wanna dance with me?
Bill Lee: Go see the fucking parrots, Kiki.
Derek Bentley: Let him have it, Chris.
