Best crime movie quotes of 1991

Marlboro: My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, never chase buses or women, you'll always be left behind.

Commissioner Brumford: [On phone.] Hello? He did what? How many animals escaped? Oh, my god.
Frank: Hello, Commissioner. You're looking lovely this evening.
Commissioner Brumford: Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?
Frank: Well, isn't that the fault of the voters?

G-Money: I had my jimmy waxed every day last week.

Doughboy: Hos gotta eat too.
Woman: Wait a minute, who you callin' a ho, I ain't no ho!
Doughboy: Oops... sorry, bitch! (00:35:31)

Zorro: I was promised seven bags of rice to turn you into mince meat and put you in a pie.

Claire: Look, Mack, I don't even know what I'm gonna say from one second to the next. The world doesn't make any sense to me any more. What's going on? There are babies lying around in the streets. There are people living in boxes. There are people ready to shoot you if you look at them. And we're getting used to it. The world is so nuts, it makes me wonder about all the choices that we've made.

Pappas: Listen you snot-nose little shit, I was takin' shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin' in your hands and rubbin' it on your face.

Jack Crawford: Believe me, you do not want Hannibal Lecter inside your head.

Prison Guard: What about your books?
Max Cady: Already read 'em.

Thelma: I know it's crazy, but I just feel like I got a knack for this shit.
Louise: I believe you do.

Bugsy: I'm Bugsy Siegel, ever heard of me?
Showgirl: No, what do you do?
Bugsy: I kill people.

Jim Garrison: White is black, and black is white.

Danielle: Where are you anyway?
Alex Wagner: I'm taking my brother on a fishing trip.
Danielle: Give him a big kiss for me, all right?
Alex Wagner: Big kiss? I'll give him a big kick in the ass, that's what I'll give him.

John Moss: Don't eat like me, don't sit like me, and do not smoke like me! I'm trying to quit, anyway.
Nick Lang: Me too.
John Moss: And don't quit like me, either.

Mickey Cohen: Hey, this conversation is beneath me.

Chris Kenner: Hey, she was frightened.
Johnny Murata: Yeah, I saw you strip down for that hot tub. I'd be frightened, too.

Det. Gino Felino: Whose hot dog is this, eh?

Chains: This is either gonna be the biggest pork chop I ever ate, or my bulldozer.

Tom Frost: No American should find himself in a foreign land without a pistol.

Derek Bentley: Let him have it, Chris.