Screwface: Everybody want go heaven. Nobody want dead. Afraid.
Sunny von Bülow: I'm thinking of redecorating this whole fucking house.
Sgt. Virgil Hoogesteger: I know exactly what I'm gonna do.
Richard Rascal Moore: Oh God, Virg, if I have to hear one more word about that stupid restaurant.
Sgt. Virgil Hoogesteger: It's not stupid! At least I've got a plan! What are you gonna do after the war, huh?
Richard Rascal Moore: Come to your restaurant and rob it.
Mason Storm: So, how come you're not watching the Oscars tonight?
Counterman: The Oscars?
Mason Storm: Yeah, the Oscars.
Counterman: I hate the Oscars.
Mason Storm: You're not having a good time, huh?
Counterman: I mean, who needs the goddamn movies anyway? I got a show in here every single night.
Mason Storm: Yeah?
Counterman: You've got horror, sex, freaks, violence. I don't got to pay no four bucks either.
Nina: My Feet will want to march to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living.
Nora: I say do it. I don't care what, just do it. Jam me, jack me, push me, pull me, talk hard.
Patricia: My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement.
Reggie Hammond: Let me tell you something, Jack. If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no asshole.
Charlie Black: I can't believe you don't have a driver's license.
Tom Townsend: Of course I don't. I live in Manhattan.
Mike Medwicki: Maybe if you could... you could try and find your mom?
Amanda Sue Bradley: My mom? She threw me away. She threw me away.
Lt. Ray Garcia: It's not just a job! It's a fucking adventure.
Brontë Mitchell Faure: We don't have to like each other. We just have to get married.
Ellita Sanchez: Is she really Princess Not-so-bright or is she pretending?
Dinky Bossetti: Who understands ANYONE these days... who WANTS to?
Gerald Howells: Gosh, I want to kiss you so bad, Dinky.
Dinky Bossetti: It's good to want things.
Louis Burke: Great. Now we have all the assholes in one room.
Michael Corleone: Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Cody: I'm going in there to waste some teachers - are you with me?
Lilly Dillon: I gave you your life twice. I'm asking you to give me mine once.
Caroline: Are you in love?
Mary: Well, I... I do love him, I suppose. Not quite like when we first met. I trust him, really. He's my closest friend. But, what do you mean by in-love?
Caroline: I mean that you'd do absolutely anything for the other person, and you'd let them do absolutely anything to you. Anything.
Mary: Anything?