Duckie: This is a really volcanic ensemble you're wearing, it's really marvelous.
Seymour: It's true! I chopped him up. But I didn't kill him.
Stanley: Jesus, how horny can you get?
Eugene: I don't know. What's the highest score?
L.G. McPeters: Just had another cursin' caller. Your little ass is gonna be in big trouble with that tape girl.
Marvel: Fuck you.
Molly McGrath: Fuck you what?
Marvel: Fuck you... Coach McGrath.
Molly McGrath: Better.
Ferdy: Look, I'm sorry if I made you angry, Linda.
Linda: It's not you, Ferdy. I'm just not used to be chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots.
Ken Kessler: I mean, what the hell's the point of being a decent person when no-one is? Let's be assholes and get rich.
Harry Doyle: And I ain't goin' to your funeral.
Archie Long: You ain't invited.
Hoops McCann: Will you watch where you're going! We're heading for the docks.
George Calamari: We've gotta make the boat.
Hoops McCann: Boat? What boat?
George Calamari: What, did you think we were driving to Nantucket? Come on, it's an island.
Hoops McCann: You never mentioned any boats! I hate boats! I'm not getting on any boat.
George Calamari: I beg to differ.
Critter 1: Status report.
Critter 2: Minor Damage.
Critter 1: What now?
Critter 2: Food.
Donna Mildred Martin: The only advice my Mom ever gave me was, "Don't live in the same city as your parents."
David Basner: What crappy advice. I can't get my parents to move.
Max: The union forces me to allow you to go to lunch in spite of the way you've played. Those of you with conscience's will not be able to eat. And those who conscience's match your talents, go stuff yourselves I hope you choke.
High Priest: Who gave you the courage to be killed here?
Asian Hawk: I obey my god's every command. He looks after all my needs. I always say yes to him. Never no.
High Priest: Who is your god? What is your religion?
Asian Hawk: I believe in a powerful religion. The name of my god is... money.
High Priest: Prepare to be sacrified to your money god.
Jenny Anderman: Why are you doing this?
Moore: Because life, my dear, is more than just freezing toads.
Capt. Proctor: Mahoney must think he's as dumb as we are.
Noreen: Gosh, I didn't realise it was going to be this formal. If I had known it was going to be this kind of party I would have worn underwear.