Mark: Thats Eddie Dutra, He's about as much fun as a rabid dog.
Daulton Lee: Let me ask you now. These, these clothing. Would this be considered formal clothing for your country? Is this the average garb?
Nigerian diplomat: It's, er, garbage.
Russell Walker: It's happening just like I told you. Right?
Rick: Just like you told me.
Russell Walker: That's right.
Rick: We're selling records we don't even have. A hit record is the worst thing that could've happened to us. I don't know what you're thinkin' about, man.
Russell Walker: That's minor.
Rick: We have no money. We can't press up any more records.
Rankin: Let me tell you where you assholes stand. First there's God, then the warden, then my guards, then the dogs out there in the kennel, and finally, you. Pieces of human waste. No good to yourselves or anybody else.
Brennan: Hey Sarge! You know how a Camacho's like a cue ball? Cause the harder you hit 'em, the better their English gets.
Art Selwyn: Men should be explorers, no matter how old they are. I don't know about anybody else, but I'm going.
Mickey: How much longer are we gonna be doing this, man? I'm about to pee in my pants.
Eddie: So shoot it out the window, man. Christ, just use your head.
Mickey: Not a bad idea. Good news, America. Coming through. Hey, it's chilly out here.
Kevin: Tough day on the right wing, Dear?
Sister Agnes: I don't understand what you're talking about. You want to talk about the baby, everbody wants to talk about the baby. But, I never saw the baby. So I can't talk about the baby, because I don't believe in the baby.
Diana: Elvis wouldn't do this, and I knew HIM.
Charlie: You didn't know him! You may have fucked him, but you didn't know HIM.
Luis Molina: The nicest thing about feeling happy is that you think you'll never be unhappy again.