SAM-104: They switch you off when life is good then switch you on when they're up to their noses in life's bitter droppings.
Mike Colby: You said it, tin man.
Tracy Baxter: You know what? It looks like you could really use the steam bath.
Mike Colby: Well, I had a hard night.
Tracy Baxter: So fair's fair. Get naked.
Mike Colby: Let's go bag ourselves a Dingwhopper.
Dr. Cal Timbergen: We don't get many new faces around here.
Mike Colby: That's what I like about my job. I'm always the new face.
Dr. Barbara Glaser: I hear you're the biggest trouble shooter in this part of the galaxy.
Mike Colby: That's what they tell me.
Dr. Barbara Glaser: How'd you like to see some... trouble?